My momma would be PROUD

Hey, so supposedly this website matches you with celebrities and

apparently I look like Sharleen Spiteri??

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=33abc754bk5yv006&server=Server24&database=1&startYear=1800&endYear=2005

Check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEUpnTppB3o

Makes me feel like The Last Samurai...

http://lawrence.youaremighty.com/

Lord of the Driving Range

Michelle Wie can drive a golf ball 300+ Yards

Lawrence Yu can drive a golf ball 230+ Yards

Michelle Wie is a 16 year old girl

Lawrence Yu is a much older man

I have officially begun my quest to correct this disparity and bring balance back this Universe.  And if I fail.....well, at least I bet I can throw a football further than her anyday of the week. 

Lord,

Please help us.  Bring our church back to scripture instead of being distracted by structure and legalism.  Remind us to trump differences of opinion with love.  Give us the heart to live your teachings by building each other up in your name and caring for brothers and sisters in need.  Lend us courage to speak your truth.  Please walk with us through whatever happens.  In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.